Crocheters - at least the ones that I know – are an intrepid band who follow their own muses. Sometimes, this results in something that is -as we said growing up in Maine - “wicked cool” and sometimes you end up with something that should never, ever have been made. Here’s hoping that this one doesn’t end up in the latter category.
Firstly, the decision to make a toilet paper “cozy” came from a discussion with my boyfriend about needing to stash a roll in the bathroom somewhere but frankly, the old “doll with a toilet paper cover for a dress” thing never really appealed to me. (Between you and me I think going under a doll’s skirt to get something “hidden” is kind of creepy.)
Further, I think that the need to “hide” a roll of toilet paper seems unnecessarily…what’s the word…discreet? Modest? Whichever word you want to use I think we all have an understanding that toilet paper is a fundamental necessity. Nevertheless, to prevent the need for house guests to have to shout their toilet paper needs down the hallway – I give you this:
The “Toilet Paper “Toilet Paper Cozy – or “T.P. Tee-Pee”
Pattern Notes: I use the double rolls as a rule, so that’s what I used in creating this pattern. Feel free to size to a larger or smaller roll by adjusting the amount of beginning rounds for width and last rounds for height.
Hook: 4.0 (G)
Notions: A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men, and you will cherish your yarn needle for weaving ends in.
Ch 2.
Round 1 – 6 sc in 2nd ch from the hook. Do not join.
Round 2 – 2 Sc in each sc. Join, and Ch 1
Round 3 – 1 sc in the first sc, 2 sc in the next sc. Repeat until you come to the end. Join, ch 1
Round 4 – 1 sc in each of the 1st 2 sc’s, 2 sc’s in the next Repeat until you come to the end, join ch1
Round 5 – 1 sc in each of the 1st 3 sc’s, 2 sc in the next. Repeat until you come to the end, ch1
Round 6 – 1 sc in each of the 1st 4 sc’s, 2 sc’s in the next. Repeat until you come to the end, ch 1.
Round 7 - 1 sc in each of the 1st 5 sc’s, 2 sc’s in the next. Repeat until you come to the end, ch 1.
Round 8 - 1 sc in each of the 1st 6 sc’s, 2 sc’s in the next. Repeat until you come to the end, ch 1.
Round 9 - 1 sc in each of the 1st 7 sc’s, 2 sc’s in the next. Repeat until you come to the end, ch 1.
Round 10 - 1 sc in each of the 1st 8 sc’s, 2 sc’s in the next. Repeat until you come to the end, ch 1.
Round 11 - In the back loop only, work evenly (1 sc per each stitch)
Row 12 – End Work evenly (1 sc per each stitch) until the tube is as long as the toilet paper roll, then do one more. You can join as above, but I chose to just work in a spiral until it was long enough.
Take your work so that your tube is held horizontally and the open end is to the right. Now, it’s time to squeeze the Charmin.
Using the row of sc you just made, make three more rows of sc, ending back at the open end.
Weave in your ends, insert your toilet paper roll and put it in the throne room!